This villain's main objective is to erase any and all thoughts from the mind thus reducing the victim's brain to goo. As you can see, HE HAS NO FACE. Also, the body below the head consists only of smoky tentacle-like limbs with which he scuttles around. His translucense allows him to enter your field of vision without making his presence known. Then, just when you start having an important thought, like, "I should register the car" or "I think my wife is talking to me" he jumps in front of you and does his smoky hypnotic unthought dance, thus preventing the thought and replacing it with a desire to stare at a wall or watch SportsCenter.
Miscellaneous statistics:
Allies: The Nothing from The Neverending Story; the skeksi from The Dark Crystal that sucks out the podlings' essence.
Creep Factor: Did I mention HE HAS NO FACE!?
Tip to ward off: Start singing Feliz Navidad.
5 comments:
I totally think this guy exists.
I think I'd rather deal with the faceless thought-sucking guy than sing "Feliz Navidad."
Dang it. Now I have "Feliz Navidad" in my head. I think I hate you.
Josh!! I found your family's blog off of Lichelle and Trent's. It sounds like you guys are doing great! I've had fun seeing pictures of your kiddos and reading about your life.
I'm excited to read more about your villains. Classic. I was very amused by the drawing and the your reference to Never Ending Story. Hilarious!! Bye for now!
I agree about the unmentionable song...
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